After this major victory - I called my mother (C-Holls) to discuss. She noted that I should probably have become a lawyer. I happen to agree. Maybe that's the next step for me. Perhaps I combine my knowledge of advertising with my serious ability to win arguments in a graceful way.
Anyway - life is back to normal - the macbook is back in action - and as you have no doubt noticed - the pics are FLYING up on the facebook these days. Moral of the story - don't F*CK with Jess Holloway - even if you are a major Corporation.