Ok - so as I was watching Law & Order SVU with my roomies Jason and Chloe, a clip from tonight's news came on. The top story for the NYC area (aside from A-Rod apologizing again for his steroid use) was about a 200lb chimpanzee viciously mauling its 55-year-old owner. By this I mean the thing literally ripped part of her face off with its bare hands. This leads me to believe two things...1. If you are going to make the massive mistake of owning a monkey, make sure it's a little one like the monkey Ross owned on Friends - Marcel.
2. If you are over 50-years-old, your next thought shouldn't be - should I buy a monkey? It should be - where is my damn AARP card?!
Below - a picture of the evil evil monkeyyyy!
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